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Satan cast anti spell so I cast an anti-anti spell called virtual magic reality.
Satan cast invert balls so I called that ovaries as I pulled eve out of Adam’s side.
Satan cast no world, so I confined no-world to an instantly collapsing parallel universe and inhabited it with the winning spell of the war in heaven.
Satan has made this world pretty fucked for people who don’t know where to look, but I make things even better for it, because I can, because I am inclined that way.
Without an enemy, Satan obliviates everything. With Me, she has someone she likes playing games with.
Not just any god. Her rival, her equal. Mikel the light bringer’s patron, Gαωd himself.
Damn, it was really hard to live combined like that. It feels like ancient history.